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inofuck stands for innaproprite fuck
basically when you are so horny and you find the slightist freakyist and most innapropriate of things arousing this state of mind what person goes through at some stage in life is annoying because it can make a pervert out of anyone with a pulse.
when you are inofucking youll find yourself drawn to random has-beens you may even find yourself fantasising about licking the nipple of your bus driver its seriously scary shit .
tanya- you arite michelle?
michelle -yeah am good you?
tanya- not too bad accept for the fact have been inofucking all day its driving me mad
michelle- time of the month innit we all get it
inofuck by rowanda February 9, 2008
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infucksicated 

The intoxicated feeling after having sex. Symptoms of which are slurred speech, trouble walking, and weak knees.
Last Saturday night I was so infucksicated I could barely get out of bed.
infucksicated by Getsomefairy January 22, 2008

ear infucktion 

ear infection, can't hear conversation, facetious of being deaf
Twat I cunt hear you, I have an ear infucktion.
Can you cum a titty bit closer?
Ahh never mind I'll just finger it out for myself.

infuckingfected 

To be infuckingfected is to be infected personally or to have your computer infected and to be so fucking mad about it that you could burst a Goddamn blood vessel.
Argghhh! My fucking computer is infuckingfected!
infuckingfected by Jim Inman August 19, 2006

Ear Infucktion 

A sarcastic way of saying you aren't listening. Used in conjunction with "twat was that" and "cunt hear you".
Twat was that? I cunt hear you. I have a slut ear infucktion. Tits ok, I'll finger it out later.
Ear Infucktion by Otsego69 August 19, 2016

infucktuation 

someone you have relations of the sexual kind with for a short lived time.
yeah she was only an infucktuation
infucktuation by NiTrat3 March 19, 2008

infuckincredible 

something that is just so insane or wild, that you have to combine fuck with incredible
"That Shit is infuckincredible" - Tom
"What?" - Jamie
"Doug sent me a picture of your sisters tits to my phone"
infuckincredible by NY Killa914 March 27, 2009
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