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An Ignart is the satisfying result of "igniting" a "fart". This combustible mixture has been skillfully prepared and demonstrated for years.
If done correctly, an ignart will provide a brilliant flame that not only entertains, but will finish stinkless.
Some clothing and supervision is recommended.
maxin and relaxin?
just kickin' it perhaps...
Become Gaseous Clay and knock your friends out with a wacky manuever -
Ignite your fart!
Ignart by mcnate July 19, 2005
Words you can keep
Igniting a fart creating an eerie blue flamer.
I retired from the professional ignart circuit after receiving 2nd degree burns internally.
ignart by Soyrelle August 3, 2005
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the act of sucking in air through ones anus by pushing out in "the position" then farting the air back out
When you don't have a fart, assume the position and ignart.
ignart by Skim October 16, 2003

Michael Ignatieff

1. A former-candidate in the Liberal Party of Canada Leadership race, who lost. He also claimed that Ukraine was not a country. In addition to this, he felt that he could lead Canada, even though he lived in the United States for 25 year prior to being elected to Federal Parliament.
2. This name is synonymous with arrogant, idiot, and queef.
Man, that guy just dissed up the Ukrainians, what a Michael Ignatieff.

Ewww, whats that fishy smell? Must be an Ignatieff.

That guy just flipped off the Pope, what an Ignatieff.
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ignarrogance 

offensive display of superiority or self importance whilst lacking general knowledge and awareness
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