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The iVote is the future of voting for federal elections online. It saves tapping into the precious play time of online cyber junkies. Online voting would be quick and effecient and with todays technology could be done anywhere, anytime without the hassle of standing in seemingly endless lines for polling booths.
Phat Chick 1: I want to vote but I dont want to go through the timely voting processes.

Phat chick 2: Well Phat chick 1, all your problems have been solved. The iVote system lets you vote online anywhere anytime, hassle free. iVoted on my iPad the on the bus this morning on the way to work.
iVote by HighLevelDisinfectant August 20, 2010
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Idioteque 

I had an ephiphany when I was blowed off hash and listening to Idioteque.
Idioteque by heather March 24, 2005
The word Idot means when someone is such an idiot you can't be bothered to put the I. Came from youtuber Skeppy.
wow your such an idot.
Idot by Duck0321 November 9, 2018
When you mistype idiot and instead get a hilariously stupid word.
Random Player: "Ur so bad kid just stop playing"
You: "Shut up idot"
The tables have turned.
Idot by Boombox5328 November 26, 2018

Idioteque 

A defined, synchronised pattern of occurence thrown offcourse by an unforeseen event.
Idioteque by Anonymous June 3, 2003

Idopedestrian 

One that does not value life. One which during rush hour traffic does not press the crosswalk button to notify traffic that someone wants to cross, does not look if there is traffic, does not pause before stepping onto the busy road, talks on cell phone and walks onto road while busy traffic filled road needs to abruptly slam breaks.
He did not value his life, he walked right out onto the busy road without warning to anyone! The world has one less idopedestrian to worry about!
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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