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to idolize Marilyn Monroe 

(verb): for a woman to be so sexy as to have multiple men on their knees in front of her at the same time, asking to be her boyfriend and/or lover and/or fuckfriend; when such females walk around in public, all men in the vicinity are immediate masculated (regain their virility by having a boner.
man a): Robert, did you see this girl walk by? I just got her to masculate me . I think she was beginning to idolize Marilyn Monroe. How many men do you think were at her feet this morning?

man b): haha Amos. what you didn't notice, may I remind you, is that the Venusian you were referring to also had her Martian at her side. Her man would probably have knocked you out if heard you talk about his bird that way. Besides, women are not, or rather are not supposed to be, immb, some type of fetishized sex object. The commandment: "don't covet (or fetishize publicly) what ain't yours", I might add, is therefore around for a reason.

man a): lol, Everything is cool dude, but I don't think I need a morality lesson. What my boner probably means is that I don't like my wife any more as much and will soon need a marriage councilor.

man b) : roflmao.

to idolize Marilyn Monroe 

(verb): for a woman to be so sexy as to have multiple men on their knees in front of her at the same time, asking and begging her to be her boyfriend/lover/fuckfriend; when such females walk around in public, all men in the vicinity are immediately masculated (regain their virility by having a boner.
man a): Robert, did you see this girl walk by? I think the way she was dressed to idolize Marilyn Monroe. How many men do you think were at her feet this morning?

man b): haha Amos. what you didn't notice, may I remind you, is that the Venusian you were referring to also had her Martian at her side. Her man would probably have knocked you out if heard you talk about his bird that way. Women are not supposed to be some fetishized sex object.

to idolize Marilyn Monroe 

(verb): for a woman to be so sexy (or sexily dressed) as to have multiple men on their knees in front of her at the same time, begging to be her boyfriend/lover/fuckfriend; when such females walk around in public, all men in the vicinity are immediately masculated.
man a): Robert, did you see this girl walk by? I think she was specifically dressed to idolize Marilyn Monroe. How many men do you think were at her feet this morning? i just had a boner.

man b): haha Amos. what you didn't notice, lol is that the Venusian you were referring to also had her Martian with her. Her man would probably have knocked you out if heard you talk about his bird that way. Women are not supposed to be some fetishized sex object.

to idolize Marilyn Monroe 

(verb): for a woman to be so sexy as to have multiple men on their knees in front of her at the same time, asking and begging her to be her boyfriend/lover
man a): Robert, did you see this girl walk by? I think the way she was dressed to idolize Marilyn Monroe. How many men do you think were at her feet this morning?

man b): haha Amos. what you didn't notice, may I remind you, is that the Venusian you were referring to also had her Martian at her side. Her man would probably have knocked you out if heard you talk about his bird that way. Women are not supposed to be some fetishized sex object.

to idolize Marilyn Monroe 

( Verb): for men to get on their knees in front of a sexy woman and kissing/licking her feet, with the goal of obtaining sexual favors from said woman.
If you're not trying to propose marriage to a woman do not even try to idolize Marilyn Monroe, it's misogynistic

to idolize Marilyn Monroe 

Verb: for a guy to drop on his knees in front of a sexy woman and ask her for sexual favors
Do not even try to idolize Marilyn Monroe, unless you are proposing marriage to your girlfriend
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