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Idiotologest 

A person who studys morons in a given area and makes predictions of retarded events comeing in the near future.
"The Boss must be an idiotologest, he said be expecting things to get more and more stupid as time goes on."
Idiotologest by ducenahalf June 26, 2009
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Idiotologest 

A person who is well versed in speaking and understanding Retard.
Presedent Bush fucked up the economy so bad they had to call in an idiotologest to sort things out. His name in Barak Obama.
Idiotologest by ducenahalf June 26, 2009

Idiotologist 

A person who has completed the study of idiots. The requirement is a minimum of 30 years of dealing with idiots on a regular basis WITHOUT causing them any bodily harm thereby obtaining an honorary degree in idiotolgy.
Jeff received his honorary designation of Idiotologist after 46 years of the successful study of idiots.
Idiotologist by JCE025 June 20, 2011
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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