Idiotologest 

1. A person thats sort of like Steve Erwin but insted of fucking with dangerous animals their fucking with idiots.

"You'd need an idiotologest to figure out how that moron fucked up the door."

Idiotologest by ducenahalf June 26, 2009

Idiotologest 

A person who studys morons in a given area and makes predictions of retarded events comeing in the near future.

"The Boss must be an idiotologest, he said be expecting things to get more and more stupid as time goes on."

Idiotologest by ducenahalf June 26, 2009

Idiotologest 

A person who is well versed in speaking and understanding Retard.

Presedent Bush fucked up the economy so bad they had to call in an idiotologest to sort things out. His name in Barak Obama.

Idiotologest by ducenahalf June 26, 2009

Idiotologist 

A person who has completed the study of idiots. The requirement is a minimum of 30 years of dealing with idiots on a regular basis WITHOUT causing them any bodily harm thereby obtaining an honorary degree in idiotolgy.

Jeff received his honorary designation of Idiotologist after 46 years of the successful study of idiots.

Idiotologist by JCE025 June 20, 2011

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019