Idiotologist

A person who has completed the study of idiots. The requirement is a minimum of 30 years of dealing with idiots on a regular basis WITHOUT causing them any bodily harm thereby obtaining an honorary degree in idiotolgy.

Jeff received his honorary designation of Idiotologist after 46 years of the successful study of idiots.

Idiotologist by JCE025 June 20, 2011

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Idiotologest

1. A person thats sort of like Steve Erwin but insted of fucking with dangerous animals their fucking with idiots.

"You'd need an idiotologest to figure out how that moron fucked up the door."

Idiotologest by ducenahalf June 26, 2009

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Idiotologest

A person who studys morons in a given area and makes predictions of retarded events comeing in the near future.

"The Boss must be an idiotologest, he said be expecting things to get more and more stupid as time goes on."

Idiotologest by ducenahalf June 26, 2009

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Idiotologest

A person who is well versed in speaking and understanding Retard.

Presedent Bush fucked up the economy so bad they had to call in an idiotologest to sort things out. His name in Barak Obama.

Idiotologest by ducenahalf June 26, 2009

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church hurt

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.

Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.

church hurt by PrincesaLatina21 May 1, 2022

Word of the Day on May 27, 2026

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honkin

Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.

I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.

honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005

Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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