Idiotologist

A person who has completed the study of idiots. The requirement is a minimum of 30 years of dealing with idiots on a regular basis WITHOUT causing them any bodily harm thereby obtaining an honorary degree in idiotolgy.

Jeff received his honorary designation of Idiotologist after 46 years of the successful study of idiots.

Idiotologist by JCE025 June 20, 2011

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Idiotologest

1. A person thats sort of like Steve Erwin but insted of fucking with dangerous animals their fucking with idiots.

"You'd need an idiotologest to figure out how that moron fucked up the door."

Idiotologest by ducenahalf June 26, 2009

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Idiotologest

A person who studys morons in a given area and makes predictions of retarded events comeing in the near future.

"The Boss must be an idiotologest, he said be expecting things to get more and more stupid as time goes on."

Idiotologest by ducenahalf June 26, 2009

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Idiotologest

A person who is well versed in speaking and understanding Retard.

Presedent Bush fucked up the economy so bad they had to call in an idiotologest to sort things out. His name in Barak Obama.

Idiotologest by ducenahalf June 26, 2009

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

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"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

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