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Definition: I Don't Even Know What The Fuck I'm Doing
I know what I did was wrong but.. idekwtfid.
IdekwtfId by Duhhitzsara October 7, 2018
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Idekwtfid: I don't even know what the fuck I'm doing
Idekwtfid any more
idekwtfid by Duhhitzsara October 7, 2018
I don’t know what the fuck i did

mistake

accident

not on purpose
“I got in trouble and idekwtfid wrong!”
IDEKWTFID by zagger threads October 8, 2018
acronym for I Don't Know What The Fuck I'm Doing - best used whilst talking to somebody online or text messaging.
hey man, idkwtfid on this webpage...
idkwtfid by toee April 9, 2006

idkwtf2dwml 

i don't know what the fuck to do with my life
uuuuuugh idkwtf2dwml bby!!!
idkwtf2dwml by WCB86 January 30, 2010

idekwtfigorn 

I don’t even know what the fuck is going on right now.
Bob- idekwtfigorn.
Kevin- wut.
Bob- I don’t even know what the fuck is going on right now.
Kevin- K.
Bob- aren’t you gonna ask me why?
Kevin- no.
idekwtfigorn by That_Zing_B**ch June 12, 2018

ikwtfidawtfidd 

I know what the fuck I did and what the fuck I didn’t do.
Jane: that girl said you stole her man

Penny: idgafwabgtsam ikwtfidawtfidd

I don’t give a fuck what a bitch gotta day about me I know what the fuck I did and what I didn’t do.
ikwtfidawtfidd by Nattyama January 19, 2019
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B)
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A)
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Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
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