all of you are wrong....straight from the big brother magazine owned by larry flynt over 10 years ago..........an icy mike is when you piss in a condom, then freeze it... ok now after its frozen, you take it out and poke a hole in it.... you then throw it in someones car if their windows are open, therefore melting piss all over the place....
i·cy Mikey ahy-see Show IPA
adjective, i·ci·er, i·ci·est of Mikey
1.
The act of producing a bowel movement in a Wendy's "to go bag" and placing the shit wrapped in the bag in the freezer. Wait two and a half months. Then remove it with care from the wrapping, and fuck the shit out of the bitch that cheated on you or fucked with your head or emotions in any such manor.
My wife was pregnant but it turned out not to be mine, it was Gregs kid, Greg is ]my pet cat]... So I gave her a good old fashioned Icy Mikey
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"
FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"