Ice fisting

Sticking your hand in a bucket of ice, then proceeding to fist a bitch.

Man, Ayden really wants to take an ice fisting right now.

by Funduntard March 4, 2020

ice fisting

Proceeding to stick a hand in a bucket of ice, then fisting it in any hole

Man Aydens booty is leaking from last nights ice fisting.

by Funduntard March 5, 2020

Ice fishing In July

ice fishing in July

1. Doing something but not getting anything accomplished. 2. Not hitting on shit. Going 90 mph but sitting still. 3. Doing a pile of work for no particular reason and having nothing to show for it. 4. People who plan all these wonderful things do shitloads of work and nothing happens when the plan is put into motion. Imagine the fact that someone has planned an ice fishing trip in July. What sense does that make.

Man would you look at him sitting over there talking to that applicant. Yah I know man that joker is not qualified it's almost like watching someone ice fishing in july. You know he has like been planning all this asshaterey for the longest time...And guess what? It's not going to happen. Yeah like planning ice fishing in July. What a jackass.

by pantyteamaster August 5, 2009

Ice fishing

Something you can't do at an ice skating rink.

- Hey, do you wanna go ice fishing?
- No, Brian, NO, THERE IS NO FISH UNDER THE ICE, THE ICE SKATING MANAGER TOLD YOU!! Man, you got a problem, seriously.
*loud Brian crying sound*

by Blabooga December 15, 2020

Ice fishing camp

Ice Fishing camp is where men drink bourbon and shoot squirrels in shorts and flip flops in sub-zero temperatures

We told the wives we were going to ice fishing camp. I forgot my ice fishing gear at home, but I got my bourbon and shotguns.

by Bobby4x July 3, 2021

Ice Fishing

An excuse men use to get away from their woman. In Ice Fishing, men go up north; ride snowmobiles, shoot stuff, and most importantly get incredibly intoxicated. There is usually little or no actual ice fishing taking place.

Man 1: I'm so sick of my bitch right now man.

Man 2: Screw that lets go ice fishing.

by Tek 9 December 22, 2008

Ice Fishing

Putting multiple ice cubes into a women's vagina then fucking her

Women: "Put ice cubes in my pussy then fuck me"

Man: " Isn't that ice fishing"

by Master Ice Fisher June 13, 2013