This religion is called ibukism. We worship ibuki mioda with our hearts and souls. We promote being gay(not needed though), listening to mother mother every second of the day, and being a alt icon(also not needed). The ibukism religion strictly prohibits eating brocolli. Regular gatherings in woods consist of prayer and slicing up every article of clothing you have to make it look more ragged.
“I love ibuki mioda from the bottom of my heart! I take a place in ibukism”
Typically iBullshit is the stuff Steve Jobs rambles on about at his keynote speeches. This is an unfortunate side effect of the version of reality Steve Jobs lives in and where he derives his sense of proportion. This iWorld as he sees it is a mystical place where computers are infuriatingly simple and over-priced, also coasters for cups in this mysterious place have touch screens and apps.