iBullshit 

Typically iBullshit is the stuff Steve Jobs rambles on about at his keynote speeches. This is an unfortunate side effect of the version of reality Steve Jobs lives in and where he derives his sense of proportion. This iWorld as he sees it is a mystical place where computers are infuriatingly simple and over-priced, also coasters for cups in this mysterious place have touch screens and apps.

Apple: "This changes everything, Again!"

Guy that actually works in IT: "What a load of ibullshit! Phones could already do all of those things!"

iBullshit by DaftSteamPunk September 23, 2010

Chronic Bullshitter 

A person who smokes a large amount of marijuana and exaggerates things or makes them up.

Guy: Do you think Dave really caught a 200lb bass?
Guy 2: No. Dave is a chronic bullshitter. The more he smokes, the bigger the bass gets.

Chronic Bullshitter by CaptainCrakhead May 26, 2013

Bullshit Deflector 

A useful mental resource, engaged when idiots are attempting to fill your brain with pointless crap (for example when a politician speaks).

Picard: Data, the Ferengi are at it again, time to engage the Bullshit Deflectors.

Bullshit Deflector by Teraknor April 23, 2016

george w bullshit 

When something is so bullshit that its

George w bullshit

This is George w bullshit

george w bullshit by heisenberg must cook May 6, 2015

george w bullshit 

The phrase used to state complete and utter lies told by politicians and the people who vote for them on the topic of politics and government.

A: So I voted in that one election last week-
B: That's George W. Bullshit, you were at Disneyland!

(george w bullshit)

george w bullshit by DSLNinja January 26, 2016

Total Bullshit

A situation or statement that defies all logic, makes no sense and causes extreme distress to all parties involved.

Claudette: I'm going to sit down and watch Hillary clinch the 2016 presidential election.
Tony: Yep. It will be nice to see Trump silenced once and for all.
Wolf Blitzer: Trump just won FL.
Claudette: WTF America!?!?!?!???
Wolf Blitzer: PA, MI and WI are calling a Trump victory.
Tony: I'm not 100% in love with FL, PA, MI and WI right now.
Wolf Blitzer: Hillary Clinton just called to concede the election. Donald J. Trump will be the new leader of the free world.
Claudette: WTF! This is TOTAL BULLSHIT!

Total Bullshit by Smedley Schmedley November 27, 2016

I ship the bullshit 

Louis Tomlinson said Larry was complete bullshit, so we now ship the bullshit

GIRL 1- i ship the bullshit, do you?
Girl 2- yeah I ship Larry.

I ship the bullshit by LARRY/CAMREN/FREMIONE SHIPPER March 28, 2015