IWBFF
IWBFF by skankysteve January 19, 2008
Words you can keep
iwcff
Acronym for "industrial wood chipper, feet first." The new guillotine for genocidal dictators, oligarchs, bootlickers, and their sympathizers. Also used to express disgust at murderous gloating by deplorables.
Deplorable: "I'm glad those kids died in Border Patrol jail, that'll teach those illegals not to bring their kids here."
Civilized person: "IWCFF!"
Ted Nugent: "Democrats should be shot like coyotes."
Civilized person: "IWCFF!"
Tone policers: "calling for people to be murdered for their views makes you just as bad as the Nazis."
Civilized person: "IWCFF!"
See also, Karl Popper's Paradox of tolerance.
Civilized person: "IWCFF!"
Ted Nugent: "Democrats should be shot like coyotes."
Civilized person: "IWCFF!"
Tone policers: "calling for people to be murdered for their views makes you just as bad as the Nazis."
Civilized person: "IWCFF!"
See also, Karl Popper's Paradox of tolerance.
Related Words
IWBFF • iWaffle • iBFF • IBFFIAB • IRBFFE • iwbfh • IWBFT • iwbnfouevcmsiehwvudbqvGovernment • Iwbtfooytyb • Iwbyfa
iBFF
acronym -- internet Best Friends Forever
like a BFF, but, you only have an internet-type chat or email relationship, you rarely or never hang out in person
like a BFF, but, you only have an internet-type chat or email relationship, you rarely or never hang out in person
(a) latah jaynee, iBFF!
(b) do you ever hang out with Ben? nah, we just text constantly, we're iBFF.
(b) do you ever hang out with Ben? nah, we just text constantly, we're iBFF.
iBFF by bolder in boulder February 10, 2009
iWaffle
1) when one realises that they often talk about subjects that are Irrelevant and not often interesting!
2) A waffle manufactured by the company apple! it plays music while you eat breakfast!
2) A waffle manufactured by the company apple! it plays music while you eat breakfast!
1) JEREMY:
If you share your can of coke between more than 5 people the last 5% of your refreshing drink will be made up of pure spit .. and not only this, wtf is up with global warming i mean god its almost as bad as that cake mrs brown made ..... OMG
BEN:
what?
JEREMY:
i'm such an iWaffle .....
BEN:
totally :|
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2) Gangster 1:
do you hear the cleansing sound of hip hop music whilst we partake in out joyous breakfase of Fresh waffles
Gangster 2:
Fo shizzle! what is this magic Brutha!
Gangster 1:
its my new iwaffle, i totally nicked them
from tesco....they play propa up music for our enjoyment while we fill our stomachs with the heavinly taste of waffles ... with syrup.
gangster 2:
I prefere bagles ....
gangster 1: :|
If you share your can of coke between more than 5 people the last 5% of your refreshing drink will be made up of pure spit .. and not only this, wtf is up with global warming i mean god its almost as bad as that cake mrs brown made ..... OMG
BEN:
what?
JEREMY:
i'm such an iWaffle .....
BEN:
totally :|
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2) Gangster 1:
do you hear the cleansing sound of hip hop music whilst we partake in out joyous breakfase of Fresh waffles
Gangster 2:
Fo shizzle! what is this magic Brutha!
Gangster 1:
its my new iwaffle, i totally nicked them
from tesco....they play propa up music for our enjoyment while we fill our stomachs with the heavinly taste of waffles ... with syrup.
gangster 2:
I prefere bagles ....
gangster 1: :|
iWaffle by The original waffle December 11, 2006
iWaffle
The act of pooping on the keyboard of an open Notebook (or any laptop), then closing the laptop, pressing the feces and giving them a waffle-like texture.
iWaffle by don'tworryaboutit September 29, 2012
IWFFYM
IWFFYM by PinchUhSnuff November 27, 2017
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1. Place
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
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3. Situation/Person/Decision
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2. Movie
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3. Situation/Person/Decision
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Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
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Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
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