iWaffle

1) when one realises that they often talk about subjects that are Irrelevant and not often interesting!

2) A waffle manufactured by the company apple! it plays music while you eat breakfast!

1) JEREMY:
If you share your can of coke between more than 5 people the last 5% of your refreshing drink will be made up of pure spit .. and not only this, wtf is up with global warming i mean god its almost as bad as that cake mrs brown made ..... OMG

BEN:
what?

JEREMY:
i'm such an iWaffle .....

BEN:
totally :|
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2) Gangster 1:
do you hear the cleansing sound of hip hop music whilst we partake in out joyous breakfase of Fresh waffles

Gangster 2:
Fo shizzle! what is this magic Brutha!

Gangster 1:
its my new iwaffle, i totally nicked them
from tesco....they play propa up music for our enjoyment while we fill our stomachs with the heavinly taste of waffles ... with syrup.

gangster 2:
I prefere bagles ....

gangster 1: :|

iWaffle by The original waffle December 11, 2006

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iWaffle

The act of pooping on the keyboard of an open Notebook (or any laptop), then closing the laptop, pressing the feces and giving them a waffle-like texture.

My roommate keeps leaving his alarm on, so I left him an iWaffle before work.

iWaffle by don'tworryaboutit September 29, 2012

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iWaffle • igwaffle • A.i.waffle

igwaffle

igwaffle is a fan page over 200k followers on TikTok. She is known by the name Dila. Her old account cgwaffle was banned because the TikTok community had so many people spam reporting her because she was buying her followers and impersonating the real Dila. People from TikTok use that user for gain trains and she almost got banned because of that.

what are your thoughts on igwaffle/cgwaffle/addscollage

igwaffle by favnameslmao January 8, 2022

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A.i.waffle

Unnecessary rambling AI uses to fill time and create suspense on, pointless rambling on subject topics that drag out far too long , primarily on YouTube.

Come on! Bro’s going on about fucken nothing. Change this shit ,we just spen 11 minutes listening to this A.I.waffle for no fucken reason.

A.i.waffle by Loadmore May 10, 2026

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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