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1) when one realises that they often talk about subjects that are Irrelevant and not often interesting!

2) A waffle manufactured by the company apple! it plays music while you eat breakfast!
1) JEREMY:
If you share your can of coke between more than 5 people the last 5% of your refreshing drink will be made up of pure spit .. and not only this, wtf is up with global warming i mean god its almost as bad as that cake mrs brown made ..... OMG

BEN:
what?

JEREMY:
i'm such an iWaffle .....

BEN:
totally :|
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2) Gangster 1:
do you hear the cleansing sound of hip hop music whilst we partake in out joyous breakfase of Fresh waffles

Gangster 2:
Fo shizzle! what is this magic Brutha!

Gangster 1:
its my new iwaffle, i totally nicked them
from tesco....they play propa up music for our enjoyment while we fill our stomachs with the heavinly taste of waffles ... with syrup.

gangster 2:
I prefere bagles ....

gangster 1: :|
iWaffle by The original waffle December 11, 2006
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The act of pooping on the keyboard of an open Notebook (or any laptop), then closing the laptop, pressing the feces and giving them a waffle-like texture.
My roommate keeps leaving his alarm on, so I left him an iWaffle before work.
iWaffle by don'tworryaboutit September 29, 2012
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igwaffle is a fan page over 200k followers on TikTok. She is known by the name Dila. Her old account cgwaffle was banned because the TikTok community had so many people spam reporting her because she was buying her followers and impersonating the real Dila. People from TikTok use that user for gain trains and she almost got banned because of that.
what are your thoughts on igwaffle/cgwaffle/addscollage
igwaffle by favnameslmao January 8, 2022

A.i.waffle

Unnecessary rambling AI uses to fill time and create suspense on, pointless rambling on subject topics that drag out far too long , primarily on YouTube.
Come on! Bro’s going on about fucken nothing. Change this shit ,we just spen 11 minutes listening to this A.I.waffle for no fucken reason.
A.i.waffle by Loadmore May 10, 2026
An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.
That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.
Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026
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You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling
Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.
You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026
Word of the Day on May 28, 2026

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026