Acronym for "industrial wood chipper, feet first." The new guillotine for genocidal dictators, oligarchs, bootlickers, and their sympathizers. Also used to express disgust at murderous gloating by deplorables.
Deplorable: "I'm glad those kids died in Border Patrol jail, that'll teach those illegals not to bring their kids here."
Civilized person: "IWCFF!"
Ted Nugent: "Democrats should be shot like coyotes."
Civilized person: "IWCFF!"
Tone policers: "calling for people to be murdered for their views makes you just as bad as the Nazis."
Civilized person: "IWCFF!"
See also, Karl Popper's Paradox of tolerance.
Civilized person: "IWCFF!"
Ted Nugent: "Democrats should be shot like coyotes."
Civilized person: "IWCFF!"
Tone policers: "calling for people to be murdered for their views makes you just as bad as the Nazis."
Civilized person: "IWCFF!"
See also, Karl Popper's Paradox of tolerance.
by slantifa December 28, 2018
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2) A waffle manufactured by the company apple! it plays music while you eat breakfast!
2) A waffle manufactured by the company apple! it plays music while you eat breakfast!
1) JEREMY:
If you share your can of coke between more than 5 people the last 5% of your refreshing drink will be made up of pure spit .. and not only this, wtf is up with global warming i mean god its almost as bad as that cake mrs brown made ..... OMG
BEN:
what?
JEREMY:
i'm such an iWaffle .....
BEN:
totally :|
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2) Gangster 1:
do you hear the cleansing sound of hip hop music whilst we partake in out joyous breakfase of Fresh waffles
Gangster 2:
Fo shizzle! what is this magic Brutha!
Gangster 1:
its my new iwaffle, i totally nicked them
from tesco....they play propa up music for our enjoyment while we fill our stomachs with the heavinly taste of waffles ... with syrup.
gangster 2:
I prefere bagles ....
gangster 1: :|
If you share your can of coke between more than 5 people the last 5% of your refreshing drink will be made up of pure spit .. and not only this, wtf is up with global warming i mean god its almost as bad as that cake mrs brown made ..... OMG
BEN:
what?
JEREMY:
i'm such an iWaffle .....
BEN:
totally :|
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2) Gangster 1:
do you hear the cleansing sound of hip hop music whilst we partake in out joyous breakfase of Fresh waffles
Gangster 2:
Fo shizzle! what is this magic Brutha!
Gangster 1:
its my new iwaffle, i totally nicked them
from tesco....they play propa up music for our enjoyment while we fill our stomachs with the heavinly taste of waffles ... with syrup.
gangster 2:
I prefere bagles ....
gangster 1: :|
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