iwcff 

Acronym for "industrial wood chipper, feet first." The new guillotine for genocidal dictators, oligarchs, bootlickers, and their sympathizers. Also used to express disgust at murderous gloating by deplorables.

Deplorable: "I'm glad those kids died in Border Patrol jail, that'll teach those illegals not to bring their kids here."

Civilized person: "IWCFF!"

Ted Nugent: "Democrats should be shot like coyotes."

Civilized person: "IWCFF!"

Tone policers: "calling for people to be murdered for their views makes you just as bad as the Nazis."

Civilized person: "IWCFF!"

See also, Karl Popper's Paradox of tolerance.

iwcff by slantifa December 28, 2018

iWaffle 

1) when one realises that they often talk about subjects that are Irrelevant and not often interesting!

2) A waffle manufactured by the company apple! it plays music while you eat breakfast!

1) JEREMY:
If you share your can of coke between more than 5 people the last 5% of your refreshing drink will be made up of pure spit .. and not only this, wtf is up with global warming i mean god its almost as bad as that cake mrs brown made ..... OMG

BEN:
what?

JEREMY:
i'm such an iWaffle .....

BEN:
totally :|
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2) Gangster 1:
do you hear the cleansing sound of hip hop music whilst we partake in out joyous breakfase of Fresh waffles

Gangster 2:
Fo shizzle! what is this magic Brutha!

Gangster 1:
its my new iwaffle, i totally nicked them
from tesco....they play propa up music for our enjoyment while we fill our stomachs with the heavinly taste of waffles ... with syrup.

gangster 2:
I prefere bagles ....

gangster 1: :|

iWaffle by The original waffle December 11, 2006

iWaffle 

The act of pooping on the keyboard of an open Notebook (or any laptop), then closing the laptop, pressing the feces and giving them a waffle-like texture.

My roommate keeps leaving his alarm on, so I left him an iWaffle before work.

iWaffle by don'tworryaboutit September 29, 2012

IWBFF 

an Inter-Webular Best Friend Forever.

grab a computer
make a friend
and be

INTER-WEBULAR BEST FRIENDS FOREVER, or IWBFF for short.

IWBFF by skankysteve January 19, 2008

IWFFYM 

I will fist fuck your mother.

Dude, his dude on Xbox said I was garbage so I messaged him IWFFYM and he totally lost it.

IWFFYM by PinchUhSnuff November 27, 2017

idwcfftwpabtsh 

I dont wanna catch feelings for the wrong person anymore because that shit hurts

Idwcfftwpabtsh

idwcfftwpabtsh by Calibry October 20, 2019

iwffwu 

i will forever fuck wit you

dan- iwffwu for buying me that food
james - no problem man

iwffwu by darrellsshittydiapers September 27, 2021