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The end result of texting/playing on your iPhone (or other smartphone) while walking around and not knowing how you got to a location.

SYMPTOMS:
The primary symptoms of iWarp include confusion, disorientation, and/or a feeling of being lost while in a familiar surrounding.

CAUSES:
The main trigger of the above symptoms occurs when the user looks up from their phone after prolonged exposure to device media. This is often accompanied with a brief state of confusion while trying to re-establish mental awareness. Longer exposure to iPhone or smartphone devices increase the effects of iWarp.
PERSON A: "Dude, I was leaving the office and checking my emails on my phone and the next thing I knew I was at the mall. I don't even remember crossing the highway!"

PERSON B: "You iWarped to the mall!?"
iWarp by srk85 June 28, 2012
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