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(Information Technology Intelligence Quotient) - The measure of one's ability to learn, retain and understand anything related to IT. The calculation is made with inverse weight given to age (as appose to how a normal IQ is calculated) because the assumption is made that someone knows LESS about IT as they grow older.

For example, to calculate a normal IQ, you divide the mental age by the chronological age and multiple by 100 (IQ = (MA/CA) * 100). For example, if a certain child started reading, etc., at the age of 3 (CA) and average children start reading, etc., at the age of 6 (MA), the child would get an IQ score of 200.

However, to calculate an ITIQ, you divide the chronological age by the IT age and multiply by 100. For example, if a certain person learned to use the new iPhone features at the age of 30 (CA) that any 15 year old (ITA) would easily pick-up, that person would get an ITIQ score of 200.
Susan had difficulty figuring out how to use her new iPad due to her low ITIQ.
ITIQ by guruspeaker October 19, 2011
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-itiqhet 

a suffix meaning quantitatively more than other things.
me: I love you more.
you: I love you most.
me: I love you mor-itiqhet!
-itiqhet by lordrefa November 15, 2009
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church hurt 

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Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.
I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.
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