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(Information Technology Intelligence Quotient) - The measure of one's ability to learn, retain and understand anything related to IT. The calculation is made with inverse weight given to age (as appose to how a normal IQ is calculated) because the assumption is made that someone knows LESS about IT as they grow older.

For example, to calculate a normal IQ, you divide the mental age by the chronological age and multiple by 100 (IQ = (MA/CA) * 100). For example, if a certain child started reading, etc., at the age of 3 (CA) and average children start reading, etc., at the age of 6 (MA), the child would get an IQ score of 200.

However, to calculate an ITIQ, you divide the chronological age by the IT age and multiply by 100. For example, if a certain person learned to use the new iPhone features at the age of 30 (CA) that any 15 year old (ITA) would easily pick-up, that person would get an ITIQ score of 200.
Susan had difficulty figuring out how to use her new iPad due to her low ITIQ.
ITIQ by guruspeaker October 19, 2011
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-itiqhet 

a suffix meaning quantitatively more than other things.
me: I love you more.
you: I love you most.
me: I love you mor-itiqhet!
-itiqhet by lordrefa November 15, 2009
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sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
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Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008