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In the bank

Status of relationship with an attractive aquaintance with whom you haven't become intimate, and are not likely to ever do so, but you have committed every detail to memory for later withdrawal from the spank bank.
Tom: "Dude did you hook up with that sexy vixen you were with last night at the pub?"

Jerry: "In the bank."
by Doc BS October 2, 2012
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money in the bank

The phrase has to do with reliability. You can wager money on what will happen, and if you have inside information and you're 100% certain your bet is right, then your pay-off is assured; you might as well call it "money in the bank."

You can also use the phrase to describe someone who is very consistent in their behavior, because if you bet on him or her, you know you'll win. It's usually used in a positive sense to describe someone who always delivers and brings joy or victory. A synonymous phrase would be "reliably good."

The slang use of the term "money," as in "you are so money right now" is presumably derived from "money in the bank." It means not just excellence, but excellence demonstrated on repeated occasions, establishing a pattern of reliability. It can be used to compliment someone for just one instance of excellence, but it still implies that this one instance reflects on the excellence of the person's larger character, that they would be expected to be excellent again.
Yankee fan 1: Do you think Mariano can close this thing out?

Yankee fan 2: Are you kidding? He hasn't allowed an earned run in 2 years. Money in the bank, baby.

Indians fan (weeping): I am holier than thou in my suffering.

Yankee fan 1: Sorry, I couldn't hear you, Indians fan. The wheel of my victory chariot must have been lodged in your windpipe.
by redhen May 8, 2007
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Wank in the bank

To masturbate prior to a date where you are pretty sure you will get a shag. Having already ejaculated some hours before, the shag lasts its maxmum time
Anne was hot, good job I had a wank in the bank or I would have blown my load before she even got her knickers off
by Slipstream222 August 11, 2008
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rank in the bank

"So I heard Carla's brother is in jail. Hope he knows not to bend over in the shower..."
"Dude, that's rank in the bank."
by CarolynxRiot December 20, 2008
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money in the bank

adjective.

Used to express generally positive feelings or outcomes (1). Can also be used to praise, and commend (2).

Precise background and history not known, though it is frequently paired with other ghetto terms such as platinum (3). From this, it can be inferred that this term
1. "I won the lottery! Money in the bank!"

2. "You railed her ass and she didn't complain? Money in the bank!"
by Catsby June 5, 2004
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ive got that money in the bank

wack ass line used in almost every rap song.
"ive got that money in the bank, shawty whatcha think??"
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twosie in the bank

v. to need to poop, usually soon.
"Geez Hilty I got a twosie in the bank!"
by Delta Sig January 3, 2008
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