IMpounce

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When someone jumps on you immediately when you sign in to messenger or another instant messaging application.

I *just* wanted to check my emails and go to bed when Steve IMpounced me and I had to chat for another half hour!

IMpounce by jbng October 23, 2007

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Dog Impounder

entering into a dead-end relationship with a cheating/unfaithful guy; treat him like a pet until he becomes too emotionally attached; allowing him to stray as he pleases, knowing he will find his way right back to you...

A girl who deals with an unfaithful/cheating guy who has made it clear that he's not leaving his wife/main girl; but you take him in, giving him special treatment like a pet, causing him to become emotionally attached (Dog Impounder). If he strays away, you know he is too caught up to leave & will always keep coming back...

Dog Impounder by BrownSugar0929 March 15, 2014

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IM-pounce

To initiate conversation, the second a person logs into their IM.

X)waiting for sign in
Y)signs in
X)IM-POUNCE

IM-pounce by Silent0809 February 19, 2009

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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