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A mad man who loves to crash into orphanages.

DONT DRINK LATTES
OH FUCK ITS IGNITOR
Ignitor by DDude3000 June 25, 2022
EFnet #quake pimp. wrote the linux version of napster. has over ten million dollars in student loans to pay. To be Ignitored is to do work and not be paid for it.
I just mowed my grandma's lawn and got totally ignitored!
Ignitor by hoserx December 25, 2007

Matchstick Ignitor 

An alcoholic drink that mixes Jager with an Orange flavored energy drink
Guy 1: Hey man, you ready to go out?

Guy 2: I dunno, I'm feeling a lil tired, and my vagina hurts.

Guy 1: No worries, I'll get ya a Matchstick Ignitor.

Guy 2: What the fuck is a Matchstick Ignitor?

Guy 1: Shut up and drink the drink bitch!!

dirty ignitor 

A dirty ignightor is when you are trying to light a fart and inadvertently shit yourself thus splattering your hand!
Dirty ignitor- "Joe was playing the blue flame game with his buddies when he accidentally gave them all a dirty ignitor!"
dirty ignitor by Define8888 December 8, 2016

Cancer Igniter 

Another term used for a lighter (The smoker's tool, besides the pipe)
Can I please borrow your cancer igniter
Cancer Igniter by reenz September 22, 2008
When fools be tryna ignore you like they studying, but they in yo face.
Dude was tryna act all ignatory when I asked him bout my 5 dollaz!
ignatory by broccolihead April 15, 2014
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fauxstalgia 

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026
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