A variation of idk or idek, which represents a shorthand version of the phrase "I don't even know, I don't even fucking know" Used to express a more profound sense of bewilderment and confusion.
Bob: Dude, what happened last night?
Tom: I have no idea man. idek, idefk.
Acronym for: I DON"T EVEN FUCKING KNOW
(most of the times said when really frustrated, or over whelmed, or pummeled with questions, that you don't even fucking know the answers to.)
Jacky: "Why hasn't he called you? Do you think your bf is mad at you? Sam, Sam, Sam... whatcha gonna do about it???? HUH?!? I think he's gonna break up with you... what are you gonna do?!?
Sam: "IDEFK!!!!!!!"
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they'resober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.