The period of time between when someone says "Hang on, I've got it right here on my phone," and when they find it, during which everyone stands there transfixed and quietly watches them search their phone.
If Joe tries to find one more stupid picture he saved on his phone somewhere while we all stand there and iWait I’m going to scream!
The act of waiting for one's iPad to be delivered on the vague Applepromise that it will be shipped some time in June.
I can't believe Jenny stayed out overnight to get her iPad. That said, she doesn't have a job and has all the time in the world. Stupidly, I decided to buy online so therefore I must iWait.
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).