Person 1: Hey, what happens when I bang a girl?

Person 2: idk, what?

Person 1: she comes to you tomorrow with adoption papers!

Person 2: ...
Person 1: yeah I’ll see myself out

yeah I’ll see myself out by imextermelywealthyandgay October 20, 2020

I will yeah

Slang for no. Cork City Ireland

Unfairly considered confusing by tourists.

Tourist: 'Could you please assist me in carrying this very heavy bag?' indicates large unwieldy suitcase.
Corkman: 'I will yeah.' Walks off laughing...

I will yeah by Flibertygibbet August 14, 2006

Yeah I smoke. But I ball.

A common statement among athletes who smoke weed. Indicates that no matter how much weed the athlete smokes, the proof is the pudding and they still ball out.

Hey Rod, you came into this meeting late and you smell like weed. Yeah I smoke. But I ball.

Yeah I smoke. But I ball. by phrasee January 5, 2010

Hell yeah I suck toes!

Affimative response to a question. Or an interjection to an appropriate situation.

"Do you wanna make a beer run?"
"Hell yeah I suck toes!"

Or

"Man I am going to get so shitty tonight. Hell yeah I suck toes!"

Hell yeah I suck toes! by HatesHatesHates March 4, 2010

Yeah I Know

A response to something you do not know but cba to answer properly

Person 1: I’ve got a surprise for you
Person 2: Yeah I know
Person 1: no you don’t know it’s a surprise

Yeah I Know by massivetraps25 March 19, 2020

yeah i do

The Phrase "Yeah I Do" is an answer, reply, statement, question, exclamation, remark, sentence opener or closer, or any other type of grammar you may need to use in any situation of any language. If you dont know the answer to a question or dont know what to say to the police when they ask you why your fly is unzipped and theres a corpse in you passenger seat, just say..."Yeah I Do". They will understand They always do. Started back in 2007 AD, By Kawa the IV, the now notorious phrase is now proven to help people quit smoking, and also chanted by many ancient tribes during there rain dance. If you say "Yeah I Do" during anything it is 100% that whatever you want will happen.

Tom: Man! It is such an awesome day out isnt it, what would you like to do today tim?

TIM: Yeah I DO

Tom: GReat!

yeah i do by Slashluck..yeah i do January 3, 2009

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026