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I fuck ass 

A human being who fucks ass.

“Yea, I fuck ass alright! Last night she was screaming daddy as I thrusted in and out of her tight as, while her wet little pussy dripped.”
Ava: Hey, wanna take this to the bedroom..?
James: *nods* I fuck ass.. it’s my thing.
Ava: *smirks and locks the bedroom door and slides down pants*
James: Now ass up, baby girl.
Ava: *nods and turns around on the bed*
James: *takes off his pants and sticks his dick into Ava’s ass*
Ava: Ohh~ yea!~
James: *Fucks Ava’s tight ass very quickly*
Ava: Cum in me daddy!!~
James: *Smirks and nods, cumming in Ava’s ass*
Ava: Oh that feels so good! Don’t stop!
I fuck ass by ISWEARIMNOTAPEDOPHILE December 20, 2021

how the fuck would i even fuck you- shove a vibrator up your ass? 

The last thing LxmonPeyton said in a snapchat roleplay
"how the fuck would i even fuck you- shove a vibrator up your ass?" -LxmonPeyton

fuck my ass cause i love jesus 

loving jesus so much that you stay a virgin but are so desperate to fuck some1 that you tell them to put it in your ass.
I'm'a christian but i want some fuck so fuck my ass cause i love jesus christ.

I think the fuck not you trick ass bitch 

You ain’t gonna let this hoe get away with their shit. Not today baby
“I’m gonna go fuck your man”
“I think the fuck not you trick ass bitch”

ratchet ass hoe i don't fuck around. 

A line from a ghetto rap song; I ain't messing around, bitch
Black Chick: Ratchet ass hoe I don't fuck around. If you fuck with my man I'll burn your house down. *Holds up blow torch*

fuck me in the ass because i love jesus 

Your man is un-pleased with you, but you dont want to lose your virginity till marriage. So the best song ever was created Named "Fuck me in the ass because i love Jesus"
DID YOU HEAR SAMANTHA GOT FUCKED IN THE ASS BC SHE LOVES JESUS???
Fuck me in the ass because i love Jesus: You low key a hoe but still want to be loved

fuck me in the ass cause i love jesus 

This is a song but it is called the Loophole it is funny as fuck so FUCK ME IN THE ASS CAUSE I LOVE JESUS
"Fuck me in the ass cause I love Jesus"
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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kinktober 

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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