I don't give a frog! Share definition Flag To be used instead of 'I don't give a fuck', especially when said to a French. X: God, french politics are bloody messy! You: I don't give a frog! it sucks over here too! I don't give a frog! by Dame Lotus December 3, 2010 0 0 Get merch Get the I don't give a frog! mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch