I’ll pull out

The biggest lie a man will ever tell

Him- I promise I’ll pull out.
Me-Nigga I know you won’t , put a condom on
Him- aww man
Aww man

by Duh.itz.me July 1, 2018

I'll pull my balls out right now

The phrase "I'll pull my balls out right now" is often followed by the phrase "Trademarked By Fadi". The Second phrase is to be said softly and very fast. Almost as if to be said under one's breath.
The actual phrase is to be used when someone directly attacks or insults your intelligence or ability.

Roger: Mike, you're such a tool.
Mike: I'll pull my balls out right now! ... (Trademarked By Fadi).

by Obbielicious and Bundy September 3, 2006

I'll grab your butt cheeks and pull out my willy

Parody line from a well-known mickey' d's ad from back in the day.

Person 1. Hey Person 2, what would you do if I was a girl?
Person 2. I'll grab your butt cheeks and pull out my willy.

by Tatatrap November 23, 2022