I'm going to get you blacklisted

What a bunch of dumb ass military and military dependapotamuses say to businesses when you don't bend over and give them what they want when they are wrong.

Something that you hear a million times a day if you work in customer service around military people.

Upon moving out of your apartment, you get charged to clean it when you move out. (Because you didn't clean it) HOW DARE THEY! Don't they know that you're in the military???? So you march into their office and let them know that they are totally unprofessional, stupid and fat. And you tell them "I'm going to the Garrison and I'm toing to get you blacklisted"

You eat out at a restaurant and they don't offer a military discount. HOW DARE THEY! Don't they know that you're in the military????? So you refuse to pay your bill and instead yell at the busboy (who has absolutely NO say in their policy) "I'm going to get you blacklisted"

You come home from a deployment and purchase a $40,000 vehicle, even though you only make $22,000 per year. You don't make any but the first two payments and the repo man comes to pick up your ride. HOW DARE THEY! Don't they know that you're in the military????? So you threaten the tow truck driver with your Glock and tell him "I'm going to get you blacklisted"

I'm going to get you blacklisted by VIAGRAPEOPLEDIDIT October 2, 2013

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

Word of the Day on June 21, 2026

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dunzo

Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.

This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)

dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004

Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

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ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.

"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"

ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004

Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

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Male Pattern Blindness

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.

Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"

Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008

Word of the Day on June 18, 2026

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