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I'm Cooked 

I'm high as fuck.
Guy: Bro you just hit fucking 10 blinkers, you good?
Guy2: Nah, I'm cooked rn
I'm Cooked by The Real G; December 5, 2023
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I'm cooked 

Another way of saying "I'm done for" or "I'm screwed". Usually something said by someone who believes they are unlovable
"No one wants me, I'm cooked"
I'm cooked by WeirdAlLover February 25, 2024

I'm Cooked 

Another way to say you're fucked
Dude 1: I heard you're girlfriend is pregnant.
Dude 2: I'm Cooked.
I'm Cooked by Ojizzle March 30, 2024

I'm Cooked 

Defeated, lost, fumbled, burnt out.
I fumbled a 10/10 gyatt. I'm cooked.

We just lost 0-6, I'm cooked.

These 60hr work weeks got me cooked.
I'm Cooked by YungOrphanBoi April 1, 2024

I’m cooked 

Your done for, or something will go wrong, typically in a relationship
“Your the only girl i trust opening up too” bro i’m cooked.
I’m cooked by jessloll February 2, 2024

I’m cooked 

The act of being finished or ruined
“look what my barber did, I’m cooked.”

I'm cooked. 

It simply means that the positive or good opportunity/chance for you, doesn't exist anymore, there's nothing left that you can do to change that, and it's over for you.
"Bro, I have so many exams tomorrow and I just started studying at 9 PM, I'm cooked. 🔥"
I'm cooked. by farb0sh February 27, 2024
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