I'm Cooked

Another way to say you're fucked

Dude 1: I heard you're girlfriend is pregnant.
Dude 2: I'm Cooked.

by Ojizzle March 30, 2024

Run yo shit

You're boutta get robbed

Dude:1 "Run yo shit."
Dude:2 "Nuh uh."

by Ojizzle March 30, 2024

Low-key

There's a lot of definitions of this word, but the way I use it is just another way to say to be honest.

Person 1: Yo we gotta go to the function
Person 2: Low-key Ion even wanna go

by Ojizzle March 15, 2024

The Other Day

It was 100% not Yesterday, it was probably over 1 Week ago.

Friend: The Other Day I was...
Friend 2: Shut the fuck up

by Ojizzle November 22, 2023

Ojizzle

Basically OG but replaced with Jizzle. Just a stupid thing I call my friends.

Person 1: Yo you just stepped on my shoes you fucking retard!
Person 2 : My bad Ojizzle

by Ojizzle February 05, 2024