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I'm ceying 

when you laugh,cry and wanna die all in the same moment. some call it a disorder but i call it yolo. you use "im ceying" when you see something really funny but you don't know whether to cry from laughing or cry from life problems.
someone : *sends a meme of ant-man going up thanos' ass*

me : "I'M CEYING AHAHAHAHAHAHAH"
I'm ceying by lol monika October 12, 2019
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i'm crying 

1. Used as a response to something extraordinarily ridiculous and/or funny NOTE: most people are not actually crying when sending this

2. Used as a response to something extraordinarily sad; something that brings you into a sobbing fit NOTE: most people probably are on the verge of tears in this case
1. Person One: "lol check out this gif I made of Phil and Dan"
Person Two: "what is that omg I'm crying"

2. Person One: "check out this fan comic of the death of half of your OTP lol"
Person Two: "I LITERALLY HATE YOU SO MUCH WHY WOULD YOU SEND THAT IM CRYING RN ASDFGHJKL"
i'm crying by Carvictory95 June 9, 2016

I’m not crying, you’re crying 

When something is so heartwarming you cry but you don’t want to admit you’re crying so you tell other people they’re crying to deflect your emotions.
*Posts photo of two puppies cuddling.*

Captions photo - “I’m not crying, you’re crying.”

I'm not crying you're crying 

Some overly clichéd phrase people say to express that they are emotionally touched.
Emotional movie ending: *exist*
Someone: I'm not crying you're crying
Me: *rolls eyes*

im crying 

When someone is crying tears of joy from somthing on the Internet.
You: OMFG THAT SHIT WAS TO FUNNY IM CRYING
Friend: send it to me.
im crying by Yung.E June 29, 2016

im peeing farting and pooping while crying rn 

Every single comment on cursed videos
Guy: sees cursed video

*comments im peeing farting and pooping while crying rn

*gets fame
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
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everclear & bepsi
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God Shot 

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city chicken 

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I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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