I'm a simp
I'm a simp by BottomDop April 13, 2022
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i'm a simple man
A common comment usually written by men in response to seeing a picture/video of an attractive woman. May appear with "explanation" (Quote 1) or alone, expecting readers to understand (Quote 2).
i'm a simple man by holyfsm42 June 16, 2017
“I’ve made a severe and continuous lapse of my judgment and I don’t expect to be forgiven I’m simply here to apologize”
im.a_simp.lol
a hot, simp, who’s mentally ill, socially akward, and dehydrated, with depression, and a disappointment... :(
person 1: “oh, im.a_simp.lol followed you?”
person 2: “yeah”
person 1: “i’m sorry, that sucks that you had to see their face. i need to take you to go get baptized now!”
person 2: “yeah”
person 1: “i’m sorry, that sucks that you had to see their face. i need to take you to go get baptized now!”
im.a_simp.lol by itskix March 27, 2021
A Booger In The Nose Of Progress
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."
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"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
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"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026
fogey
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)