I'm a simp
I'm a simp by BottomDop April 13, 2022
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i'm a simple man
A common comment usually written by men in response to seeing a picture/video of an attractive woman. May appear with "explanation" (Quote 1) or alone, expecting readers to understand (Quote 2).
i'm a simple man by holyfsm42 June 16, 2017
“I’ve made a severe and continuous lapse of my judgment and I don’t expect to be forgiven I’m simply here to apologize”
Pewdiepie reviewed this sometime not too long ago and said the steps to an apology “I’ve made a severe and continuous lapse of my judgment and I don’t expect to be forgiven I’m simply here to apologize”
im.a_simp.lol
a hot, simp, who’s mentally ill, socially akward, and dehydrated, with depression, and a disappointment... :(
person 1: “oh, im.a_simp.lol followed you?”
person 2: “yeah”
person 1: “i’m sorry, that sucks that you had to see their face. i need to take you to go get baptized now!”
person 2: “yeah”
person 1: “i’m sorry, that sucks that you had to see their face. i need to take you to go get baptized now!”
im.a_simp.lol by itskix March 27, 2021
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