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A way to tell you partner that you are currently fucking someone else.

Kathy: Hey Jasper it’s me. (Talks about how Kathy has spent her Relationship with him)and I still haven’t told you and it’s just not right, so here it goes.
Kathy: I'm fucking Edward Cullen
Edward: She's fucking Edward Cullen
Kathy: I'm sorry but it's true
Edward: She's Fucking Edward Cullen
Kathy: I'm not imagining it's you
Kathy: I'm Fucking Edward Cullen
Edward: On the bed, on the floor, on a towel by the door, in the tub, in the car, up against the mini-bar

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"I'm Fucking _________"

I'm Fucking _________ by Mrs.Cullen|nande0nande February 20, 2009

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I'm fucking done

Expression

When you had enough of life or a current situation and can't physically or mentally keep up anymore.

I'm fucking done with life man

I'm fucking done by by the Reaper July 23, 2018

I'm Fucking Stupid

When you make a mistake, and don't realize it till it's already over.

Wow, I'm fucking stupid. I should of listened to them.

I'm Fucking Stupid by LilyFlowerWolf November 27, 2017

I’m fucking invincible

A term said by sundowner. For he is, ironically, the easiest boss in the game

Player: damn sundowner is easy as shit
Sundowner: I’m fucking invincible!
Player: never mind he’s fucking invincible

I’m fucking invincible by based Brazilian samurai March 11, 2023

I'm fucking done.

When you are through with something or someone so retarded, that saying "I'm done" itself isn't enough. If you didn't get that, then I'm fucking done.

John: How do you type 'd' backwards?
Robert: It's called 'b'.

John: How did you do that?

Robert: I'm fucking done.

I'm fucking done. by KaiDestinyz April 23, 2016

i'm fucking bored

i'm fucking bored is a phrase normally used by fuckers who are fucking bored and have nothing better to do than to look up the phrase i'm fucking bored.

I'm fucking bored, so I put a definition of the phrase "I'm fucking bored on the internet." I need friends please be my friend. please. im really fucking bored.

i'm fucking bored by pleasehugmepls November 10, 2020

I'm fucking the shit out of you

It means we are having sex until you cum and you suck tf out of my dick

Tonight I'm fucking the shit out of you

I'm fucking the shit out of you by I'mcumonmegirl January 31, 2021

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

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Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

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hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

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God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026