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I'll marshmallow your mum 

To anyone here not because of Dan (aka Daniel Howell/ Danisnotonfire in the older days) and Phils (Amazingphil) recent Halloween video, then I apologise sincerely but you will have to look harder. For those of you who are then well done you are dedicated.
'I'll marshmallow your mum!' said Phil pushing dan to the side.
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i’ll marshmallow your mum 

An in humane sex act where one shoves several marshmallows up your partners anus. (Or your own, what ever gets you going.)
“I’ll marshmallow your mum!”

“Ew no, dispose of the marshmallows.”