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I'd Beat 

A term used when talking about a hot girl to a freind.
Often mistaken with masturbating, "beat" in this instance
means the same thing as "fuck".
Yo, I'd beat that chick so hard!
I don't care if she's too _______, I'd still beat!
Yo, would you beat? --Hell yeah!
I'd Beat by Tom13 April 19, 2007
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I'd Beat 

To Have Sexual relations with, To make love to in a rough and dirty way.
Kyle: That girl is hot, I would fuck her.
Trevor: Yeah i'd beat
Kyle: Fo sho
I'd Beat by Trev dog August 12, 2010

I'd beat 

to have hott sex with/ hit it
I'd beat by hollabackyounin77 May 17, 2007

I’d beat 

A comment used to inform people that you would have sexual relations with said person
She’s ugly but her pussy is good, I’d beat.
I’d beat by Licky meballs May 24, 2018
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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