hypothetically

An adverb thrown into a sentence when the speaker wants to describe a situation but does not want to reveal that it is actually true.

How would you react if I hypothetically ran over your dog while driving home?

by Danny Zeff April 30, 2008

Hypothetically

To be hypothetical. Being very exact. Always being truthful. Very true, not false. Being hypotheical, hypothetically of course.

Hypothetically speaking, Serine is very hot!!!

by Chocolate925 May 25, 2015

Hypothetically

A word Ben Shapiro uses

Ben Shapiro: let's say, for the sake of argument, hypothetically speaking.......

by Jsuisuncarrot June 30, 2023

Hypothetically speaking

Hypothetically speaking

Phrase, beginning of a sentence. Use when you don't want to say you did something, but you actually did it.
See: asking for a friend

Person 1: Hypothetically speaking, what if I was arrested and I ran away from the police holding cell by overdosing the guard with heroin?
Person 2: Dude!

by Migaspin March 2, 2021

hypothetically fucked

when a married milf tells you she would hypothetically have sex with you.. considering she's above average looking with nice breasts.. consider yourself fucked.

i totally got hypothetically fucked last night brah

by b1g kickn January 20, 2011

Hypothetically Speaking

When someone is trying to shoot their shot but there chopped

Joel: Hypothetically Speaking , if I asked you on a date, what would you say?

by cheekymonky February 19, 2026

Let's say, hypothetically

"Let's say, hypothetically" is an infamous phrase often used by popular right-wing journalist Ben Shapiro during debates. It has become popular online to create memes satirizing Ben Shapiro by using phrases he commonly uses, such as "Let's say, hypothetically", or "for the sake of the argument".

"Let's say you've been a bad girl. Let's say, hypothetically, you've been a naughty girl even. Ok, and if you were a naughty girl, you would be my dirty little slut right? Then hypothetically speaking, you would be my little cumslut. Now, let's say you're also daddy's girl. Now that we have established that you are both a bad girl and daddy's girl, I believe you'd agree with me when I say that you deserve a spanking. Am I not correct? A bad girl deserves a spanking, and as I am daddy, you are my girl, so I am the one who must provide punishment"

"What the fuck?"

by spookyseason March 11, 2022