Hypogamy 

The female tendency to select the worst, most brutal, stupid, apeish men to breed with

Incels talk about hypergamy being a problem, well I say the problem is hypogamy. Females keep mating with thugs and rednecks and chads instead of fine sophisticated gentlemen such as myself

Hypogamy by D Flawless November 3, 2021

hypogamy 

marriage with a person of lower social status.

Hypogamy is my pet aversion; I would love to marry a girl of an equal social echelon or higher.

hypogamy by uttam maharjan March 13, 2010

Chodial Hysogamy

A common medical condition in which during an erection, the human phallice's diameter enlarges, as opposed to the length.

The etymology of the word Hysogamy combines hyso, meaning swine, and gamy, meaning fertilization.

Guys, my doctor told me I have Chodial Hysogamy. It's terminal.

Chodial Hysogamy by Chodial Hyzogamist May 15, 2024

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016