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Hypermentalation

The anxious-hyper feeling one has when 'thinking' about something for too long.
I kept thinking about a solution to the question and all of a sudden, I started into 'Hypermentalation'!!
by Tarcon September 19, 2013
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autoerotic hyperventilation

A loss of consciousness resulting from prolonged overexertion during self-stimulation.
Tony suffered from autoerotic hyperventilation every time he watched a Dua Lipa video. He hit his head pretty badly last time.
by Shakesmear May 13, 2022
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rectal hyperventilation

A condition where the rectum has a quite rational fear of being penetrated by a large member (again) and therefore has a reaction akin to a "panic attack"-causing the owner of said rectum to faint and therefore become incapable of participating in said sexual act-to the great relief of the rectum.
"Hey Baby-hows about some kinky butt sex"
"Sure Hun-lets go"
Anus...."Fuuuuuuckkkk....Noooooo.....Im still sore and slightly stretched from the last time..noooo..this causes physiological symptoms of "rectal hyperventilation" similiar to a panic attack where the "flight or flight"mechanism is hampered by the butts inability to send nerve messages to the legs to get the fuck away-instead it causes "Baby" to collapse in a faint in a public place making anal sex impossible or at least illegal!
by Iamthecupoftea May 18, 2010
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Hyperventilation

Hyperventilation is the physiological response to breathing to rapidly thus creating a surplus of toxins in the blood stream at a rate higher than the body cope with. Usually results in a passing out or fainting followed by a headache and sometimes nausea. Although most of the time minor it can and has killed people especially if done intentionally while also fighting the bodies natural responses.
Well I guess frank deserves to be dead for playing that stupid Hyperventilation game but somehow that cretin bastard has survived 20 rounds. I'm kinda tired of his stupid Hyperventilation shit that I hope he does die next time. I will laugh so hard I might hyperventilate myself hahahaha!!
by saharadryhumor February 27, 2015
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