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Hydraulics 

A euphemistic term used to describe the male genitals or parts thereof. Coined by a DJ known as The Greaseman to avoid being fined by the FCC for offensive language.
Hey babe, slow down... we don't wanna wear out the hydraulics.

Geez, she really gave the old hydraulics a work-out.
Hydraulics by Macdonaldinho November 27, 2006

hydraulics 

(Addendum to an existing word)
Slang term for the penis -- in limited use, originated on the syndicated "Greaseman" radio show in Washington DC.
She grabbed my manly hydraulics and gave them such a sss-squuuuee-eeze!
hydraulics by unkie al October 15, 2004

White Man's Hydraulics

Typically, this is where a white man, usually in his mid 30's to late 40's hears a hip-hop song on the radio in his sedan. He then tries to exemplify the beat as he reaches an intersection where he can repeatedly press on the brake over and over again, trying not to get to close to the car in front of them. This creates a certain sense of "fun" for him and his white caucasian son.
Wallace- My father does some particularly odd things.

Willard- Such as?

Wallace- Last Tuesday, my father started listening to "Soulja Boy" on the radio and pulled the so called white man's hydraulics on me. I thought he was intoxicated.

Willard- Was this activity fun?

Wallace- Indeed chap, it was very entertaining.

Native hydraulics

When stupid ass natives drive around the walmart parking lot quickly hitting their breaks and gas repeatedly making the car seem to bounce around.
Wow silly fucking native can't even afford real hydraulics, They just have their faggy Native hydraulics. Go back to the rez.

Frolic hydraulics 

The bouncing movement a car makes when people are having sex in it—similar to a hydraulics kit.
Wow, Jen and Jake are giving that car some serious Frolic Hydraulics.
Frolic hydraulics by troldmand September 14, 2016

columbia hydraulics 

Hydraulic repair company in the Pacific Northwest.
Columbia Hydraulics is the best for cylinder repair and hard chrome plating!
columbia hydraulics by Cc ltd February 6, 2017
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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