A Hybretarian is a person that has conflicting health and fitness beliefs: A crossbreed of a vegetarian on the weekends, Vegan on Monday and Wednesdays. You can spot the rare sighting of a Hybretarian in most major fitness centers, typically sporting a man bun wearing daisy sucks style mesh shorts crab walking (side squats) in the most inconvenient areas i.e. between the free weights and the benches.
Guy 1: It's that time of the year again where all the crab walkers come out.
Guy 2: I know dude, yesterday i had to tell this string bean, Rick James looking to take his Hybretarian ass elsewhere.
Guy 2: I know dude, yesterday i had to tell this string bean, Rick James looking to take his Hybretarian ass elsewhere.
by Hamhouse November 30, 2018