Hybretarian 

A Hybretarian is a person that has conflicting health and fitness beliefs: A crossbreed of a vegetarian on the weekends, Vegan on Monday and Wednesdays. You can spot the rare sighting of a Hybretarian in most major fitness centers, typically sporting a man bun wearing daisy sucks style mesh shorts crab walking (side squats) in the most inconvenient areas i.e. between the free weights and the benches.

Guy 1: It's that time of the year again where all the crab walkers come out.
Guy 2: I know dude, yesterday i had to tell this string bean, Rick James looking to take his Hybretarian ass elsewhere.

Hybretarian by Hamhouse November 30, 2018

hombretarian 

A Brother-Eater... Fag... Gay... Homosexual

Can be used as a noun or adjective.

Jim: You see that guy? He looks like a Hombretarian
Fred: Yes he does.

Jim: That guy is so hombretarian.
Fred: Yes he is.

hombretarian by Xander 45283 January 22, 2011

hypertarianism 

Consequentialism so formalized (concatenated) that it demonstrates the individual self to be a form of fiction by its extreme employment of deontology.

Successor to propertarianism.

Propertarianism advances individual agency by formalizing consequentialism in terms of deontology.

Hypertarianism argues that a co-imperative conflation (concatenation) of consequentialism and deontology demonstrates the self to be false.

hypertarianism by tomorrowtomorrow December 25, 2018