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can be used as either a noun or a verb.
1. referring to one's vomit.
2. the act of spewing tangy bodily fluids forth from the mouth.
You're going to eat that? Don't make me hwarf. Dude... seriously... if you so much as take one bite of that pig hwarf, I will hwarf and hwarf and there will be piles and piles of human hwarf all over you and you will be standing in my hwarf.
hwarf by mihnoe January 8, 2004
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1. the noise produced during the rare medical phenomenon known commonly as "furping." furping results from thirty days or more of constipation whereby the intestines of the patient, having no more capacity to hold feces, eject the fecal matter through the mouth.
2. and also, a reference to anything disgusting
*man throws up poop* "Hwarf!"
Hwarf by Get to work, Chris Jones. January 24, 2004
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That is great you are going on vacation next week, HARFO.

HARFO by St. Thomas Aquinas July 27, 2007
To say or assert something so patently stupid and preposterous as to generate widespread mockery. Named in honor of State Department Spokesperson Marie Harf.
The State Department Spokesperson was harfing on about how Islamic State jihadists only needed job opportunities in order to give up their evil ways.
Harfing by Blushark February 21, 2015
When one feels the need to not eat, sleep, or drink. The emotion validates a horrid truth of immortality.
The figure stood in the corner for days Harfamed. It never slept, ate, or needed drink. It only stood watching.
Harfam by Cassriel January 16, 2022
Harf·of

Harfof, a neutral word used to describe a person. The word gains meaning from the context it's used in.

Plural of harfof - Harfofen.
A group of harfofen is called a suicide.
Man 1: "Dude, do you see that guy over there?"
Man 2: "Yeah man, he's such a harfof."
OR
Woman 1: "Hey, is someone in class?"
Woman 2: "Yeah, a suicide of harfofen!"
Harfof by TheTrueHarfof January 1, 2019

harfniffer 

One who engages in the practice of biting at his/her fart bubbbles in a bathtub or pool.
Dude! That's gross, you harfniffer!
harfniffer by Jay August 11, 2004
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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