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Johanna is a hurtist. Stay away Bro.
hurtist by Puto Prata 12 March 12, 2024
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Someone who hurts people emotional,

Emotionally, a toxic person with red flags.
Johanna is the hurtist person in my lifetime.
Hurtist by Puto Prata 12 March 12, 2024
An action where pain is inflicted under intention from another source or party, the practice of that infliction of pain.
'When I'm finished with him, he won't even know the meaning of the word hurtism'

'all this pain, all this hurtism, when will it stop'?
hurtism by Hatespectrum June 16, 2005

Hurtis Mantis 

The "technical" term for a person that was not blessed with beauty!
She's thinks she's cute, but she's really a HURTIS MANTIS!
(Hurt-is-man-tis)
Hurtis Mantis by Anico November 23, 2007

Hurtastic 

When someone is beyond ugly. Rejected immediately!
Man 1:Aye, did that ugly ass girl?!

Man 2:Nah nigga she was Hurtastic!
Hurtastic by Dswagga March 30, 2009
a noun used to describe someone who's having a hard time or who is giving someone else a hard time by inconveniencing them/trying to get them to do something they dont want to.
you know i dont have enough money, why you gotta be a hurtis.

hey, can you pick me up from school? i'm hurtis and can't find a ride.

i dont wanna buy from him, he got them hurtis prices.
hurtis by tone-perk October 7, 2009

Hurristrange 

When one randomly hooks up with a person of the opposite sex during a hurricane.
Steven got really drunk last night and also got some hurristrange.
Hurristrange by 804Boy November 8, 2012
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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