Hurtbulle 

A swedish word used to make fun of fit people. “Hurt” is a shorter form of “hurtig” which kinda means being fit, and “bulle” is bun... yeah Swedes are weird man.

Hurtbulle; “I went out running at 5am and then hit the gym man, such a good morning”
Me; “You’re such an hurtbulle”

Hurtbulle by miniburger May 15, 2018

Hurtball 

Is someone who's always broke, tries to front like their

somebody but are nobody. They roll around in unpaid cars

or cars that are borrowed from their mother or girlfriend.

They are always leaching off other people to live and owe

everyone money. Their favorite line is "Yo bro can you

cover this for me" or "Hey babe, lend me a 20". This

particular character does not work and wears shitty cloths.

When his girlfriend tries to leave him, his argument is

"You're gonna leave me because I don't have lots of

money" and then guilts her to pay for all his shit. So he

can sit around and be a hurtball.

That guy is a HURTball

Hurtball by Crazy Dragons for life July 10, 2010

hurtburger 

a mcDonalds Cheese burger or any other disgusting burger that makes you feel like shit within 10 minutes of consumption but but you still crave/eat them

" wanna get a hurtburger im drunk and i dont give a crap about the consequences"

hurtburger by GoldSpun October 1, 2006

Hurtfullest 

When someone doesn’t have good grammar and tries to define ‘the most hurtful’ they use ‘hurtfullest’. Used mostly by reality TV stars during their interviews.

That was the hurtfullest thing someone ever said to me.

Hurtfullest by Colleen Buble March 8, 2020