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Hurtball 

Is someone who's always broke, tries to front like their

somebody but are nobody. They roll around in unpaid cars

or cars that are borrowed from their mother or girlfriend.

They are always leaching off other people to live and owe

everyone money. Their favorite line is "Yo bro can you

cover this for me" or "Hey babe, lend me a 20". This

particular character does not work and wears shitty cloths.

When his girlfriend tries to leave him, his argument is

"You're gonna leave me because I don't have lots of

money" and then guilts her to pay for all his shit. So he

can sit around and be a hurtball.
That guy is a HURTball
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hurtburger 

a mcDonalds Cheese burger or any other disgusting burger that makes you feel like shit within 10 minutes of consumption but but you still crave/eat them
" wanna get a hurtburger im drunk and i dont give a crap about the consequences"
hurtburger by GoldSpun October 1, 2006

Hurtfullest 

When someone doesn’t have good grammar and tries to define ‘the most hurtful’ they use ‘hurtfullest’. Used mostly by reality TV stars during their interviews.
That was the hurtfullest thing someone ever said to me.
Hurtfullest by Colleen Buble March 8, 2020
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026