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Hurtball 

Is someone who's always broke, tries to front like their

somebody but are nobody. They roll around in unpaid cars

or cars that are borrowed from their mother or girlfriend.

They are always leaching off other people to live and owe

everyone money. Their favorite line is "Yo bro can you

cover this for me" or "Hey babe, lend me a 20". This

particular character does not work and wears shitty cloths.

When his girlfriend tries to leave him, his argument is

"You're gonna leave me because I don't have lots of

money" and then guilts her to pay for all his shit. So he

can sit around and be a hurtball.
That guy is a HURTball
Related Words

hurtburger 

a mcDonalds Cheese burger or any other disgusting burger that makes you feel like shit within 10 minutes of consumption but but you still crave/eat them
" wanna get a hurtburger im drunk and i dont give a crap about the consequences"
hurtburger by GoldSpun October 1, 2006

Hurtfullest 

When someone doesn’t have good grammar and tries to define ‘the most hurtful’ they use ‘hurtfullest’. Used mostly by reality TV stars during their interviews.
That was the hurtfullest thing someone ever said to me.
Hurtfullest by Colleen Buble March 8, 2020
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022