hurrisplain 

(verb) to give unsolicited advice to a resident of a high-risk area for hurricanes, especially while said weather is impending or happening. This is most often perpetrated by individuals who have had no experience with said weather themselves.

“Don’t forget to keep three days’ worth of fresh water, and make sure to evacuate if necessary...”

“Dude! I’ve lived in New Orleans for over twenty years! Stop trying to hurrisplain me!”

hurrisplain by Bad Beth and Beyond July 16, 2019

Hurrisplain 

Unsolicited advice that comes from living along the Gulf of Mexico and surviving multiple hurricanes in one lifetime.

“I asked if they were evacuating for the storm, but they said they’d ride this one out. They tried to hurrisplain the cone of error to me, but I trust Ben Terry most.”

Hurrisplain by Duncanchic September 4, 2021

hurripain

give someone or a group of people a world of pain

Prepare for the hurripain
Here comes the hurripain
Watch out for the hurripain
Save me from the hurripain

hurripain by Clayton Denny May 7, 2008