Hurph

Euphemism for damn—often used to express a mild annoyance.

"Hurph, I did not realize you can't use the standard out as your reading buffer."

by gsin January 31, 2010

harph

Wolfing down a sandwitch hella fast.

You're in a rush to get to a buddies house and you harph down a chicken sandwitch.

by John DeBattista December 29, 2006

Hurh moment

A moment so frustrating or which catches you so by surprise you yell out "Hurh!"

George stepped really hard on my big toe. Such a hurh moment!

by grapisavillain August 30, 2017

Humphried

1- Getting offside drunk. You are unable to say no to any drink placed in front of you and will swear its your last. You answer questions with facial ticks and grunts and often remove articles of clothing.

"oh man that guy is fuckin Humphried"

"Why is he taking his shirt off? Oh he's Humphried"

by Johnny Papagorgio January 6, 2012

Kris Humphriesing

Manhandling a woman without intending to. Throwing her around in a spirit of playfulness that is unknowingly a bit too rough. Think Lennie in "Of Mice and Men."

Baby, stop Kris Humphriesing me, I'm gonna get another black & blue!

by potofgold December 11, 2012

horphul

An Elephant prostitute

Jamie: Dayum, y'all see that horphul?
Dylarrl: Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
Jamie: Rectum.

by Dylarrrl March 31, 2008

Kris Humphries

Married to Kim Kardashian for 72 days.

Will Kris Humphries' basketball career ever be taken seriously? I doubt it.

by mtf November 18, 2011