Hunchboot 

When you have the ass of a champ, but shit posture.

"Man, there's this girl in my gym class named Samantha Almond, she's such a hunchboot. Her ass is insane, but her back... oh marone."

Hunchboot by Toblerone November 29, 2016

Hunchbutt 

A condition defined by a posterior that sticks out disproportionately to the rest of the body, often making the afflicted person look as if they have couch pillows stuffed into their pants. Also known as "Wal-mart syndrome."

Ricky Lake was a hunchbutt.

Hunchbutt by Macwhiskeyson June 12, 2011

hunchboobed

One who's boobs cause them to be hunched over, giving the appearance of an attractive hunchback of notre dam.

"Dude, check out that chick! She must have Scoliosis or something."
"Nah man, check out her boobs. She's definitely hunchboobed"

hunchboobed by SmallChestedBeauties March 22, 2009