humped

sexed vigorously

She was humped like a demented ferret!

by Anonymous October 25, 2003

Humped

Scottish term meaning to be beaten at a sort or game or other competitive activity

Relating to a game of football....you're going to get humped tonight. Or . Did you see the game last night, your team got humped

by scottmcardle January 12, 2017

Humped

A combination of pumped and hyped. It was created accidentally but should be added to your regularly used vocab.

I’m so humped for tonight’s party!

by ChodeFilA May 17, 2022

humped

To stir to activity,To call forth (a reaction or emotion, for example); elicit:
odd noises that humped our curiosity
To arouse strong feeling in: speakers who know how to hump a crowd.
Physiology. To produce increased activity or response in (an organ, tissue, or part); stimulate.
Physics.
To increase the energy of.
To raise (an atom, for example) to a h

I got humped last night!!!!

by JoAnna Young September 29, 2005

Humped

When something absolutely smacks

Bro did you try one of those cookies?

Yeah man, they HUMPED

by corndog5 August 18, 2024

Humped Zebra Crossing

A term used in the UK for a giant speed bump with a striped crosswalk on top of it.

He bottomed out his csr on the humped zebra crossing.

by Mark January 21, 2005

Humped and Dumped

When you or your partner had sex and then proceeded to forget everything about you afterwards.

When a person becomes a humped and dumped victim, here are usual quotes that come after their "diagnosis"

- "Bitch, I thought you loved me! I thought we were going to have a life together..."
- "Hold on, I'm not done yet."
- "You gave bad hummers anyway."
- "Guess it's a great time to tell you that I was trying to hit on your hot friend."
- "Does this mean I have to pay you the $100 now?"
- "HA-HA! Enjoy my gonorrea."

by Rockin' Ruler of Metallic Meyhem May 22, 2007