A wildly enthusiastic connoisseur of the female undercarriage — the type of person who treats a lady’s buffet like it’s an all-you-can-eat Mediterranean spread and always goes back for seconds. Known for disappearing during parties and returning looking suspiciously satisfied and slightly shiny.
Jake vanished with that girl for 20 minutes and came back looking like he just won a chickpea-eating contest. Certified hummus muncher.
by Fudge Cluggins November 3, 2025
Get the Hummus Munchermug.