1. Person the drives a Hummer. 2. A man with a small penis. 3. An extreme douchebag. 4. A rich ass hole. 5. One who gives not a fuck about anything in the world, except for men's asses.
LeBron James is literally a hummer driver. Except for the penis part. He is black of course.
by AwesomeWordInventorSUCKIT September 9, 2010
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