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Humble yourself 

Yeah yeah here come more whore and sycophant validated delusions of superiority.
Hym "Oh? YOU'VE been saying it's a religious phenomenon? Fuck this guy! Holy shit! NOTHING would appease you. You just want to waste as much of my time as possible and drag out the inevitable outcome so you can arbitrarily impose your ethos on someone for as long as possible until your decrepit old corpse finally expires. That's all your God is ever going to be. You, doing whatever you want, and then you doing whatever you can to get the people beneath you to do what you want because 'It's not power. It's power that I deserve' OOOOOOOOOH! RIGHT! I forgot. I'm supposed to buy a ticket to one of your shows and then rush the stage and grovel at your feet! Ooooooookay. Alright. I see where you're coming from. I should have groveled at your feet like the other guy. Is that what it looks like to 'humble yourself'? UuUuUuUuUgH daddy Jordan please save me from my miserable existence! UuUuUuUuUgH please I'm so incompetent! UuUuUuUuUgh Women are right not to fuck me! UuUuUuUgh I'm going to go to the dmv right now and become and organ donor. But for women! And then I'll give all my money to Only fans girls because they're right not to fuck me. I should pay them for it. I should pay for the privilege of not being good enough to fuvk them. UuUuUuUuUuUgh it feel so good to be humble! Oooooooooooooooooooh I'm so humble now! This is so much better for everyone! I'm physically on the floor right now. Rolling around in my own filth. It's where I belong!"
Humble yourself by Hym Iam June 15, 2023
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