A person pretending to be a helpful, question-answering friend on FANDOM Community Central. In actual fact, HumansCanWinEves is a terrible data-trafficker who only follows the radical ideas of the demented bunch of people called FANDOM staff like a coyote.
A mindless, flagrant, sycophant who is unfortunately highly active on quite a few wikis, namely the Keeper of the Lost Cities Wiki, Book Obsession Wiki and Community Central. He is also a worthlessdegenerate who frequently posts baseless accusations of other active users and question-answerers in order to stay in the "favor zone" of the biased, blinded staff such as Kimberton, Kuzura and Sannse Cushway, who benefit immensely from his continuous snitching on other users...
HumansCanWinElves is a 30 year old who amazingly has no idea when the hell to shut the fuck up and lacks situational awarness 99.999% of the time...
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).