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Human Bong 

The act of inserting the mouthpiece of a vape into your partner's vagina, and blowing into opposite end of the vape, filling up your partner's vaginal cavity with vapor. After removing the vape, quickly applying your mouth to your partner's vagina and inhaling.
"Honey, I think I got cervical cancer from when we were doing the human bong."
Human Bong by acid)eater May 6, 2024
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The Human Bong

When you stick a bag of kush inside someone’s butthole, light it up and stick a pvc pipe inside the person ass, and take a long inhale
“Hey dude I broke my bong. You don’t mind I can do The Human Bong on you?”

“Sure man go right ahead.”

“Thanks bro”

Human Beer Bong 

A large woman lifts up a significantly smaller man and performs the rusty trombone. Literally holding the penis as the top of the funnel might be, and treating the asshole like end of the tube.
I quaffed six cherry coke and rums, induced vomit, closed my eyes, opened them, met an amazon looking woman, got in her car, and and when I come to, I'm being used as a human beer bong. Better than a blumpkin, I think
Human Beer Bong by Steak Salad December 18, 2012

humanbongus 

Bigger than big .
The dog was humanbongus ! I have never seen any other like it !
humanbongus by PrincessGingy04 March 1, 2009
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